Well, I guess it’s too late. I’ve been meaning to write about how much I abominate the Twilight books/films, but Gina Barreca beat me to it at Psychology Today.
She’s even funny.
I’d curl up and cry over my general redundancy as a human being if I wasn’t still howling I KNOW. FOR REAL about her #1 reason to hate Twilight.
Idiot children.
And then you see the mag covers where Kristin Stewart offers the sage opinion that Twilight is all about feminism because R. Patt-head is really nothing more than a sex object.
Which shows a mind-blowing grasp of feminist thought.
As Carl gently offered me in the bookstore today, “Do we need to leave? Do you want to hit things?”
Yes, honey. We must go. I must smash things with my hammer now.
I love you.
I love you too.
Kathryn & Carl 